about me

fifteen at the present, IQ is 66 but is a very fast learner. please don't worry about the significantly low number, i'm perfectly okay. i think the reason for that is because i never finish IQ tests. i just submit halfway in. so technically if i did finish the tests i would have an IQ of 66 x 2=132.
     I actually believe that. i'm one of the smartest guys in my class. very creative, and i quickly grasp patterns and structures. the implication of this is that i am a good mathematician, artist and writer. i started writing novels when i was seven, and please spare the outrage 'cos i'm quite sure some of you guys have a better record. i know i guy that started teaching math at age two.
according to the above picture, i am from Africa, Nigeria, to be precise, i am using my smaller brother's laptop to take pictures of myself, resulting in a poor quality image that renders me as 100 times darker than I really am. I am near-sighted, hence the glasses. I like shirts which is why I am wearing one, I have a relatively  big nose which surprisingly makes me more handsome(trust me. I've tried reducing the size and i wasn't exactly crazy at the results.)
      I'm a very good runner, i hate soccer. I love basketball and no, I don"t have a girl in my life. NOT because I have any issues, but because it is practically impossible to date in my country yeah, we're all about virginity and morality back here. you know, actually, it seems like a really good idea because even though romantic relationships aren't permitted between the opposite sex until about 18 years, the cordial relationships we forge train us up so that when we finally begin to date, we sustain long term relationships, and as a result, educated people in Nigeria rarely divorce.
      Oh and by the way, I'm an INFP. If you don't know what that means, just click the link. If you do, well click it anyway. because I'm an INFP, I am always out to help out the world. although, I like the bad guys in movies. especially movies based on heroism. . .
      anyway, I think it probably be better if i list my attributes.
                                             My Good guy part.

·         I am good at math. At least in the topics I’ve studied. I’ve not started on calculus yet. It is not in our curriculum but I’ll try to attack it.
·         I am a good runner. I run faster than people that are taller than I am, I am currently working on my distance.
·         I am a good writer. I find it very easy to create a whole world in my head and put it down in paper writing and people have being known to be engrossed in my writings.
·        I can write with both hands. Cool huh?
·        I am very smart. I only need things explained once.
·        I like music, can play the piano and write pop songs.
·        I draw quite well but I can’t draw what I see. I am currently working on that.
·        I am very inventive. Lord knows what magic I could have concocted with eBay materials if I didn’t happen to live in a country where eBay hates.
·        I totally hate riddles and puzzles, which is exactly why I never finish IQ tests. If you want me to solve a logical problem, don’t present in an abstract way.
·        I don’t like talking too much. In a room, I usually sit at the corner and keep quiet. Watching them drown in their own conversations. Sooner or later, they all come back to me and I give the dramatic answer. Leaving them to scratch their heads in astonishment.


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